Kama Sutra Review ~ Body Paints

 That’s exactly what I text messaged to my handsome guy, when I first received my Kama Sutra body paints shipment from Kama Sutra Co.
 Kama Sutra bath products are fabulous, and the Kama Sutra Body Paint is not an exception to this. These sensual, entirely edible, body paints, will bring out the artist in even the heaviest of hand, and I’m smitten with their decadent flavor.
 Thanks to the lovely and gracious, Shawna, from Kama Sutra Co, I received the Kama Sutra body paint in all three flavors for review: Dark Chocolate Raspberry, Caramel, and Milk Chocolate.

 I’m so happy that both my partner, and I, were not disappointed in the least with these body paints! The flavors are all very palatable, smooth, decadent, creamy, and just plain delicious!
 The Dark Chocolate Raspberry has just the right amount of bitterness to thoroughly satisfy the chocolate snobs like me, ending with a sweet raspberry finish. That one, is also my favorite flavor in the three!
 The Caramel tastes just like caramel, and almost like a bananas foster caramel that’s made with brown sugar and rum. It’s pretty heavenly, and decadent.
 The milk chocolate tastes exactly like a truffle I ate on my very first trip to Paris as a little elementary school girl. Très bon, c’était wonderous mon ami.
 Many of you may not know, that I am a trained Chocolatier, and Pastry Chef. Yes I make chocolate showpieces just like you see on television and in the finer upscale establishments. So when it comes to foods, especially sweets… let’s just say that I know my trade. Very well.
 So you see why I am so pleased that these paints are as delectable as they are. The flavors are wonderful licked off a lover’s skin! The texture of the paints is very smooth, and applies easily yet semi-thickly. I’d likely compare the consistency of these paints, to that of sundae toppings. Pure goodness!

 Do remember, of course, these paints will be messy if you aren’t careful. Because of that, I’d keep a warm wash cloth or towel handy.
 I happen to have hard wood floors here in this flat, so it was very easy cleanup, but I wouldn’t recommend getting this product on the carpeting.
 There are just about two uses contained in each jar, and the body paint comes packaged in a nice little 2oz glass jar encased in a light cardboard box that contains both the body paint and also a handy paint brush. The brush has a black plastic handle and blond bristles. I believe the bristles are made of nylon. They’re a bit stiff, so I’d recommend to not press very hard, or you’ll poke your lover. They actually tickled me a whole bunch. But in a good way. If you wish to recycle ♺ like me, you may decide to wash and reuse the jar afterward. Good for you doll! It’s a nice jar for lotions and creams, and I used mine for travel. (In my checked luggage, not carry on)
The Kama Sutra body paints are fabulous, and are incredible gifts to give (and receive). I recommend them as a bridal shower gift, bachelorette party, birthday gift, or yes my early holiday shoppers, even a stocking stuffer. I checked… it fits. I know I’d be very happy to receive any Kama Sutra product as a gift! My birthday is October 27th by the way… (Lol ;-p)

 The jar is double sealed for safety and does need to be refrigerated after opening, so be aware if you do not use all the nummy-ness in one sitting.
 If the product has been refrigerated, it can easily be heated with the lid off in the microwave very slowly. Take extra care and be sure to stir the chocolate or caramel thoroughly to avoid burning the product. I recommend doing it in 15 or 30 second intervals. For complete safety you could warm it in a bowl of hot water. (Bain marie for culinary gifted folks.)

 Heating this body paint adds a lot of pizazz, but be sure to not apply the rippin’ hot caramel and/or chocolate body paint to the skin, it will likely hurt you or possibly burn you. Make sure it’s at a safe temp by testing it on either your lip, or the back of your hand like you would do with a baby bottle. Every one who’s anyone in the culinary business, knows a genuine Chocolatier uses their bottom lip to test the temp of their chocolate. So why not with this product? I did. And I love that method. *Common sense prevails here, do not apply it to the lips if it’s bubbling hot. Drrr.
 Both my lover, and I, really enjoyed using these body paints with temperature play. My honey loved the warmed body paint on his skin, and I actually enjoyed it semi chilled. You can chill it slightly for a few minutes in the fridge. Or, we put the caramel in a cold water bath. It spread a little thickly but it felt really nice applied to my two little love buttons.

 One very awesome thing about these Kama Sutra body paints is, that they don’t stain your bed sheets. Yep this is true. But of course you must not forget to wash the sheets after you’re done. I was a bit worried when some of the dark chocolate paint got on my camel colored Egyptian cotton sheets. But guess what? The paint washed cleanly away with just the regular warm water and laundry detergent. Perfect!

 If you’re like me, I know you’re wondering, “What’s in this stuff?”
 Don’t fret dear reader, I took the time to type it out for you. You can reward me with kindness, or of course, diamonds.
 Ingredients: Hydrogenated starch, hydrolysate, palm kernel oil, hydrogenated palm oil, non-fat dried milk, lecithin, vanillin, alcohol denate, water, cocoa powder, corn starch, gelatin, potassium sorbate, sodium benzoate. (Milk Chocolate contains titanium dioxide, Caramel does not contain Cocoa powder and does contain sucrose, and Dark Chocolate contains Raspberry flavor.)

 Once my handsome King and I were all finished playing with our paints, it was so much fun showering together and washing the last of the paints from each others canvas/body. The past few weeks, these little jars of chocolate and caramel lovin’s, have brought me incredibly intimate evenings. Like omg the best GD sex ever! (My valley girl alter ego made an appearance yet again.) It was passionate and sensual, and damn good! I’m very thankful to Kama Sutra for sending me these for review, and I absolutely believe they deserve my five star rating! More than a five star rating! They’re delicious, fabulous, and they’re affordable. They basically kick the asses of all the other body paints that I’ve tried. (Around the block even.)
 I’ll surely purchase these, the next time I find myself in the market for a body paint, and I’d recommend that you do the same.
 You can also join the Kama Sutra VIP Club for 5% off every purchase. Hey-oh VIP status!

♦ In fact, in just short of a week, I’ll be announcing my giveaway where you lucky readers can win Kama Sutra Body Paint to try for yourself! Yep you’ve got that right… so stay tuned!

Kama Sutra Body Paints ~ ★★★★★+

Thank you Kama Sutra!
~✿Gardenvy

*The opinions and thoughts expressed herein are that of my own. Your opinion and/or experience may differ. I was very graciously given this product from Kama Sutra Co, in exchange for my honest review. I did not receive any monetary compensation for this review.