♦ Review: The TENGA Eggs

I’m an affiliate of Good Vibrations, my local sex toy shop. Good Vibrations is a fabulous place to shop, they’re eco-conscious, and sex positive, and their customer service is top notch. When Good Vibes offered the Tenga Egg’s for review, I was stoked. I always review products that cater to women, and I know that I do have a percentage of male readers to entertain. So with out further ado, let me introduce the single use Tenga Egg male masturbation sleeves.

My package was shipped almost immediately, and arrived uber discreetly in a couple days. Honestly when the Tenga Egg arrived both My guy and I were a bit miffed at the fact that the egg is just a wee bit larger than the everyday Jumbo chicken egg. Measuring 2 1/2” long x 1 3/4” wide. Yep It’s like the most fantastic Easter egg ever. [Except the $20 egg that my dad hides.]

The outer wrapper of the shell is like those shrink wrapped Easter eggs, Just peel off the perforated seal and crack your egg. Inside is your masturbator sleeve, and a packet of lube is also included. The entire product description is written in Japanese. The lube packet as well. Makes it hard to know what’s in the lube. So I looked it up, and here are the ingredients: purified water, glycerin, sodium polyacrylate, phenoxy ethanol, and paraben.

The Tenga Egg is available in six different versions. Each version has a different texture on the interior. I received the Clicker. The green one. Clicker has protruding nubs inside, and the boy toy seemed to like the nubs .

Did it perform?

Well. Yes and no. The guy says the nubs inside are stimulating, and if he or I were away, this masturbation egg would come in handy. But. After a few strokes, he blew right through the end of it. Seems this egg is not made for a larger penis. Honestly It covers a third of his penis when not stretched. Yes it stretches, but not proportionately. It stretches in the tip when pumped, and not through out the entire product. I think this may be due to the fact that the Tenga Egg is made of a super squishy elastomer.

What is an elastomer?

An elastomer is a natural or synthetic rubber or rubberoid material, which has the ability to undergo deformation under the influence of a force and regain its original shape once the force has been removed.

So to conclude, I figure that this is a novel idea, but a bit wasteful. One to three times used, then tossed in the trash? Just doesn’t sound logical to me, with going green and all. I kinda feel bad for the rubber trees that were wasted to create these masturbator sleeves. I believe my opinion would be different if these lasted a lot longer. But, not the case. So for a novel idea I think it’s fabulous. I want to add a few in my guys Christmas stocking and Easter basket, but then again they all might be blow outs like the Clicker. Who wants to have to be delicate when jacking off? Not me or my guy. We get down and dirty with a bit of vengeance. Eggs are fragile, so are the  Tenga masturbation Eggs.  I’m graciously awarding the Tenga a three star rating. If they weren’t so damn cute I’d probably be forced to give them a lower rating.

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The Tenga Egg receives the Femenina Deliciosa Medium Product rating.

Thanks Good Vibes!