♦ Review: The Vamp Talula Generation II

I recently received a Vamp Talula Generation II in large, for review from the folks at SheVibe. SheVibe is a pleasure boutique located in New York. They carry only the finest in adult products at the best possible prices.¹ If you take a look at their website, you’ll see that they have a great sense of style, and humor. I think their site is terribly cute, and you should take a peek at it.

The first edition of the Vamp Talula looked awesome to me. My friend Epiphora reviewed it, and I thought it sounded like a damn good dildo. Well Vamp went ahead and one-upped themselves, making the head on the Talula II, a little bit larger. And it is large, in the oh-so-good kind of way.

Talula Gen II arrived packaged in a sturdy clear cylinder, almost like the type of cylinder you would store architectural plans in.² The shaft measures just a smidge over 2″ in diameter, and at the widest point of the glans, also referred to as the head, it’s just about 2.25″ in diameter, with the length of 7″ from tip to balls. Yep. This dildo has a sexy set of balls. They’re smooth and silky just like the shaft, with no texture whatsoever, anywhere on this dildo. Talula is just a large, beautiful, silky smooth dildo.

Talula is the seeker of my G. This dildo hunts and finds my G-spot without fail, every single time that I’ve used it. And not only is Talula built to please, so to say, but Talula is also quite a looker.³ I received the black and silver swirl Talula, and I must say that it is one of the most beautiful looking sex toys in my collection.

As you can see, I’m entirely stoked on this dildo, except for… the fact that I don’t own a harness to try it out with. Yes I love the Talula II, I just really need a harness to play with. I know you’re thinking… “You still don’t have one?”. [One day soon folks.] But from what I’ve read about the Talula’s harness performance, I think it’ll perform very well for me.

When it comes down to it, I can easily recommend this dildo. I literally have not one complaint. It’s beautiful, it hits my G spot very well, it’s harness compatible, and it’s made of silicone.⁴ It even comes packaged in an awesome sturdy clear cylinder that I’ve reused for storage. With the proper care, this toy should last a very long time, and quite possibly my entire lifetime. I’d go as far as saying that, this dildo is the perfect larger dildo, for this budding size queen’s vag.⁵

The Vamp Talula Generation II easily receives the Femenina Deliciosa Hot Product rating!

1. They have fabulous prices. [↩]
2. At first sight, I was worried that it may be too large for me. I thought wrong. [↩]
3. Take a look for yourself, and enlarge the pics whydontcha. [↩]
4. One of my favorite sex toy materials. [↩]
5. Te amo Talula! [↩]