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I recently reviewed the Blossom Organics Natural Moisturizing Lubricant, and I’m stoked because the folks at Good Vibrations have allowed me to giveaway a tube to one of you lucky someones. I loved my experience with Blossom Organics Natural Moisturizing Lubricant, and I’m thinking you will too.
The first entry to this giveaway is very easy. All you have to do is tell me why you should win this lube, in your first comment below.
Would you like some extra entries? Continue reading »
The Date Night Delight Kit is a Good Vibrations exclusive. Included in the Date Night Delight Kit are various sexy massage products, intended to encourage a passionate experience betwixt lovers.
The Date Night Delight Kit product list:
1 Waterproof Mini Bullet Vibrator
2 Please Lubricant Samples 5 ml each
1 Ignite Me Massage Candle 1 oz
1 Touch Me Massage Oil .5oz
1 Devour Me Lickable Oil .5 oz
1 Mini Rub Me Massage Bar 1 oz
All of these mini sized products come packaged in a very cute little takeout inspired, clear plastic container. I see it as a lovely gift for a birthday, or holiday. Especially because all of the Good Vibrations massage products are flavored and scented with all natural ingredients. Which makes them all the more body friendly. Continue reading »
LipLoq Apothecaries, the creators of {a Chap’s Stick} Lip Balm, recently sent me out one of their snazzy peppermint lip balms for review, and I’m in love with it. This lip balm is all organic, made here in California in the City of Angels, and it arrived creatively packaged in what looked to be a hand-made envelope.
And it gets better. Tucked inside the crafty envelope was a tube of the the balm encased in a tiny adorable multi-color leopard printed box. Inside the cute little box, is a fortune include with your tube of 100% organic peppermint lip balm. Continue reading »
I’ve long wanted to change the way that I rate the products I review, and after a little thought, I’ve come up with a system that I think should work well here at Femenina Deliciosa.
In order to simplify things, and better portray my satisfaction, I’m limiting myself to these three ratings:
Mild - Medium - Hot
A Hot Product is something that I believe is fabulous. They’re the products that I’m in love with, highly recommend, and sometimes even giveaway. For example, Sex Toys 101 is a fabulous book, and I’d consider it as a Hot Product. I reviewed it and I also was afforded the opportunity to giveaway a copy.
A Medium Product is a product that I would recommend but with some exceptions. Maybe it’s a vibe that isn’t strong enough for me, but is made with such quality that I believe others who prefer soft vibrations will enjoy it. Or maybe its a vibe that’s too intense for my taste. Though, those vibrators are few and far between.
A Mild Product is a product that I personally would not recommend. Under any circumstance. I’ll be reserving this rating for the products that I believe are the lemons.
All future reviews that I post will have my new rating already applied, and to be cohesive, I will be revising my previous entries with this new rating system. Thank you to everyone for reading my reviews and blog posts, and for commenting as well. That’s always rewarding to see that people have taken the time to reflect their feelings. ♡
Now I think I’ll post a review that’s probably overdue, and then I’ll retire with a book, a cup of tea, and a little pup on my lap. Who is at this moment, lustfully sniffing at the cookie and biscuit trays.
Now that we’ve all stuffed our bodies full of our delicious turkey meals, and we’ve cracked into the sweet pies, we can finally relax this rapacious American holiday away, plotting our Black Friday plans of attack.
Maybe you’re a dedicated sale shopper, waking up early and standing in line in the cold to be one of the first customers in the store, all the whilst scanning the web on your smart phone, grabbing all the discounts to be had. Or maybe you’re like me, and you hate crowds, especially sale shopper crowds. You will probably be sleeping in, if you’re afforded that luxury, possibly shopping on the net at some point during the day.
Either way you roll, here are various Black Friday sales that I thought I needed to share with y’all. Get it while the gettin’s good, yo… Continue reading »
The people from Penis Bandz recently contacted me via twitter and sent me out a few sample packs of their funky little pecker bracelets for review. Quite honestly, I don’t know how to begin to review a set of dick bracelets. I guess I’ll begin with what they’re made of. Penis Bandz are made of a matte finish silicone that is stretchy, colorful, and resilient. In fact, no matter how long I wear the bracelets on my wrist, when removed they always return to their cute little phallic shape.
I can honestly say that I’m not the gal that would wear penis bracelets out and about town. Or penis necklaces, penis hats, penis socks, or anything penis for that matter. Believe me, I love-me-some dick, but I personally see these bracelets geared more toward the bachelor/ bachelorette party goer. In fact that’s the only time and/or place that I would even think of accessorizing an outfit with various dicks. And even in the event of said party, I’d more than likely have to be severely inebriated to rock the dick bracelets.
Ok, now check it. Penis Bandz are shown available in purple, pink, black, blue and even yellow too.
Continue reading »
The Jimmyjane Iconic Ring is a simple, clear elastomer vibrating cock ring. Also referred to as a c-ring. The Usual Suspects line from Jimmyjane is styled in a crisp monochromatic white, and consists of the no-nonsense basic designs that many have come to love. Unlike other elastomer and disposable c-rings that are on the market today, the Iconic Ring is the first cock ring to feature replaceable batteries. And the second set of two LR1130 batteries are even included for convenience. I also read that this cock ring is water resistant. Which means shower play is possible, but I don’t recommend submerging it in a bath or sink.
The Iconic Ring is packaged in a small cardboard box adorned with Jimmyjane’s simple style. Look ma, no hands! is celebrated on the inner sleeve of the packaging, with the actual ring nestled right in the middle of the vivid hot pink interior. Continue reading »
Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For updates and information follow our RSS Feed and Twitter.
Did you miss Pleasurists #104? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #106? Be sure to read the submission guidelines and then use the submission form and submit it before Sunday November 21st at 11:59pm PST.
Want to win some swag? All you’ve got to do is enter.
- 100 Post/3 Month Celebration Giveaway: Day 1 Deadline: November 24th @ 11:59pm.
- 100 Post/3 Month Celebration Giveaway: Day 2 Deadline: November 25th @ 11:59pm.
- 100 Post/3 Month Celebration Giveaway: Day 3 Deadline: November 26th @ 11:59pm.
- 100 Post/3 Month Celebration Giveaway: Day 4 Deadline: November 27th @ 11:59pm.
- Durex Love-Box Condoms Giveaway Deadline: November 28th.
- 100 Post/3 Month Celebration Giveaway: Day 5 Deadline: November 28th @ 11:59pm Eastern.
- Win a Tantus Rascal! Deadline: November 28th @ 11:59pm Pacific.
- 100 Post/3 Month Celebration Giveaway: Day 6 Deadline: November 29th @ 11:59pm Eastern.
- BDSM Giveaway Deadline: November 29th @ Midnight Mountain.
- 100 Post/3 Month Celebration Giveaway: Day 7 Deadline: November 30th @ 11:59pm Eastern.
- Get Kinky – Win 52 Weeks of Kinky Pleasures Deadline: November 30th.
- WIN the NEW a-vibe Silicone Anal Vibrator Deadline: November 30th.
- Win something for under that little-black-dress Deadline: November 30th.
- Sexxxay’s Happy SquirtDay Giveaway Deadline: December 1st @ Noon.
- EdenFantasys $25 Gift Card Giveaway Deadline: December 1st @ 11:59pm Pacific.
- Win A Groovy Chick Deadline: December 15th.
- Win $300 Worth of Quality Kink Gear for Spanksgiving! Deadline: December 26th.
Looking for sexy posts other than reviews?
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On to the reviews… Continue reading »
If you didn’t already have like a thousand reasons to love San Francisco, here’s one more for you.
November in S.F.
Uh yeah, it’s the middle of November.
Remember my post on the Sexy Holiday Gift Guides from Babeland? Did you find a special something that would warm your holiday season? Well, here’s your chance to win your favorite toy from the sexy holiday gift guide!
Simply tell Babeland which sex toy from the Sexy Holiday Gift Guides you deserve to receive, and why. Email your gift guide wish to contest@babeland.com. Between November 8th and December 23rd Babeland will choose one winner at random each week. Good luck!
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