Working with a tight budget this Holiday Season? I’ve compiled a list of giftable sexy items, $25 and under, available from the fabulously sex positive folks at Good Vibrations!

Blossom Organics Natural Moisturizing Lubricant is 100% organic, and 100% free of harsh  ingredients. A great choice for people with sensitivities.1 (4oz $14)

Pamper yourself and your lover, with a bath together using the organic Relax Me Fizzy Bath Balls. Available in four different scents: English Lavender, French Vanilla, Pomegranate Mint, or Morning Dew. And they’re even part of the Good Vibrations, eco-friendly, Ecorotic collection.2 ($4 ea) Continue reading »

  1. I love this lube. It’s one of my favorites for vaginal intercourse. []
  2. I reviewed Pomegranate mint, and I loved it. []

Hey Femenina Deliciosa readers, have you heard about the Babeland Blogger Picks?

Yes? No? Well each month, Babeland, the fabulously sex positive, woman friendly place to shop, features product favorites from their reviewers. In fact, today the December edition of Babeland Blogger Picks is now available for viewing.

And guess who’s featured this month?

Yep. Along with a handful of other fabulous bloggers, and sex educators, your’s truly is featured,1 with my pick of Sliquid Swirl Green Apple Tart. I’m sure you’ve read about that lube on various occasions through out my reviews. It’s truly a personal favorite, and I highly recommend it.2

But enough about me, why don’t you visit the Babeland Blogger Picks page, where you can see this months, blogger favorite products carried at Babeland. And, you’ll even get a glimpse at us bloggers.

So what are you waiting for? ;)

  1. And my little dog too! []
  2. HIGHLY. So, you should go buy some right naow. []

It’s time that I announce the Rascal winner, but before I do, I’d like to first thank all of you fabulous folks, for your creative entries! I literally wanted to eat cake, for the last thirty some odd days.1 Though I will admit that I caved on a few occasions, and grabbed a slice of cake from the bakery at whole foods. Good gawd they were fabulous! Especially that last chocolate mousse layer cake.2

And now that you all feel the same pain that I’ve felt for thirty+ days, let me get on with announcing the winner of the Tantus Rascal. :P

Drum roll please… Continue reading »

  1. One of the longest months ever. []
  2. HEAVEN. []

I’ve long wanted to change the way that I rate the products I review, and after a little thought, I’ve come up with a system that I think should work well here at Femenina Deliciosa.

In order to simplify things, and better portray my satisfaction, I’m limiting myself to these three ratings:

Mild - Medium - Hot

A Hot Product is something that I believe is fabulous. They’re the products that I’m in love with, highly recommend, and sometimes even giveaway. For example, Sex Toys 101 is a fabulous book, and I’d consider it as a Hot Product. I reviewed it and I also was afforded the opportunity to giveaway a copy.1

A Medium Product is a product that I would recommend but with some exceptions. Maybe it’s a vibe that isn’t strong enough for me, but is made with such quality that I believe others who prefer soft vibrations will enjoy it. Or maybe its a vibe that’s too intense for my taste. Though, those vibrators are few and far between.

A Mild Product is a product that I personally would not recommend. Under any circumstance. I’ll be reserving this rating for the products that I believe are the lemons.

All future reviews that I post will have my new rating already applied, and to be cohesive, I will be revising my previous entries with this new rating system.  Thank you to everyone for reading my reviews and blog posts, and for commenting as well. That’s always rewarding to see that people have taken the time to reflect their feelings.

Now I think I’ll post a review that’s probably overdue, and then I’ll retire with a book, a cup of tea, and a little pup on my lap. Who is at this moment, lustfully sniffing at the cookie and biscuit trays.

  1. Both, thanks to Babeland. []

Now that we’ve all stuffed our bodies full of our delicious turkey1 meals, and we’ve cracked into the sweet pies, we can finally relax this rapacious American holiday away, plotting our Black Friday plans of attack.

Maybe you’re a dedicated sale shopper, waking up early and standing in line in the cold to be one of the first customers in the store, all the whilst scanning the web on your smart phone, grabbing all the discounts to be had.2 Or maybe you’re like me, and you hate crowds, especially sale shopper crowds. You will probably be sleeping in, if you’re afforded that luxury, possibly shopping on the net at some point during the day.

Either way you roll, here are various Black Friday sales that I thought I needed to share with y’all. Get it while the gettin’s good, yo… Continue reading »

  1. tofurkey, or various other []
  2. More power to you, honey! I wish I had that kind of dedication. []

If you didn’t already have like a thousand reasons to love San Francisco,1 here’s one more for you.

November in S.F.

Uh yeah, it’s the middle of November.

  1. including the fact that it’s one of the most sex positive places to live. []

Remember my post on the Sexy Holiday Gift Guides from Babeland? Did you find a special something that would warm your holiday season? Well, here’s your chance to win your favorite toy from the sexy holiday gift guide!

Simply tell Babeland which sex toy from the Sexy Holiday Gift Guides you deserve to receive, and why. Email your gift guide wish to Between November 8th and December 23rd Babeland will choose one winner at random each week. Good luck!

It’s that time again. Another giveaway winner, and this time we have Madame M.’s to thank!  I’d also like to thank everyone who entered. You all rock. The Cookie Sutra by Edward Jaye, is an adorable addition to my library, and I’m totally stoked to offer a copy to one of you delicious readers. I received a total of 144 entries on this giveaway, and a bunch of great comments on why you should win. Continue reading »

This holiday season, let the folks at Babeland help you shop for your special someone using their Sexy Holiday Gift Guides! Give the gift of pleasure and get some help finding the perfect gift by either shopping the Sexy Holiday Gift Guide by recipient, or choose to shop the Sexy Holiday Gift Guide by price if you have a budget in mind.1

As I take a look around the gift guides, I’ve found a couple of products that I already own and love, plus a bunch of new products that I’d lurve to try out. I reviewed both the Jimmyjane Form 3 and Sliquid Swirl Pink Lemonade, and they’re at the top of my favorites.

The product that I most desire from the Sexy Holiday Gift Guide would have to be the Jimmyjane Eternity. That vibrator is beyond epic and I lust for a diamond and 24k gold orgasm. Don’t you? I’d also love to get my little hands on a Lelo Siri. The Siri is a clitoral vibe designed with Lelo’s graceful detailing. Personally I’d love a purple Siri, but it’s also available in pink and red. Lastly, who wouldn’t love the Jimmyjane Little Afterglow sampler set? Six different luxurious scented massage candles, all wrapped up in Jimmyjane’s clean styling. Use one at a time, or mix them together for your own unique scent.

In addition to the fabulous products I’ve listed, there are many more to choose from. Let Babeland help you find the perfect sexy gift for your lover or friend with benefits, by using their Sexy Holiday Gift Guides. It’s as easy as clicking the link. ;) Happy Holiday shopping!

  1. Gawd knows I’m all about a budget this year. []

My sexual education took place over a few years, with my very first introduction to sex ed by my Mother. My mother is pretty liberal, and with out her I’d have probably thought “abstinence was the only answer”. When actually, abstinence is only one of the answers.

It’s hard for me to remember back to that very day that Mom and I had the talk.

I started my period in seventh grade, at school, and was sent home by the nurse. It was a huge ordeal. When Mom picked me up we went straight to the drug store to get pads and tampons. Mom said it was my choice, but to buy both of them because I’ll probably hate pads.1 When we got home, Mom and I went into her bathroom and she explained what a pad and tampon were and how they worked. I was terrified of the tampon. “How can I insert that huge tampon?” I thought. So I wore the pad instead. Then Mom took me back into her room for the talk. Only I didn’t know it was time for the talk. She started by saying, “(My name), now that you have started your period, you might notice changes…” And then my Mom calmly told me about being attracted to someone, about a first kiss, about masturbation, and yes about condoms, birth control, and AIDS. Mom said that when I was going to have sex, which she wished I’d wait to experience when I was more mature and not a 12 year old mess, that I needed to use condoms and birth control. She then brought out a small pack of Trojans, and said that when I decide to take that step, I could always come to her for protection and advise. Then Mom took us out for dinner. Burgers I believe.

Flash forward a year. I’m in the eighth grade now. We have a human sexuality week in science class. Abstinence only propaganda is starting to creep into my sex education.2 We ask a question and receive “well, abstinence is your first choice, but condoms should be used to protect from sexually transmitted diseases” as the answer. Every question asked, receives an abstinence answer in return. Utterly useless. Then my teacher proceeds to bring out a condom and a medium sized cucumber. Yes a cucumber. She then shows us how to put a condom on a cucumber. She even blew the condom up into a balloon afterward, showing us that any size penis can actually fit in a condom, if it’s “this stretchy“.

Flash forward another year. Ninth grade. I’m getting my physical for a school activities requirement. My doctor is a male pediatrician. The very same pediatrician that I had my entire life. I cordially asked him if he could send a female for my physical3, and he obliged, by sending in the most kind, and understanding female doctor ever. She gave me my physical and a good sex education in that short 20 -30 minutes that we had together. She also gave me my first set of birth control pills, saying it should help with my severe cramps and will help stave off the dreaded teen acne.4

Through out my High school education, we start hearing more and more of the abstinence only5 propaganda. And that’s when the slut-shaming began to rise. If you had sex, you were instantly vilified. If you masturbated, you were vilified. You were simply a slut/whore/skeez  if you decide to act upon you sexual desires. Even as a hormonal teenager, I saw this was wrong. People6, were labeled and called terrible names on a daily basis. Berated, just because they were sexually active, or sexually involved with someone.

That is why I believe abstinence only education is flawed. Abstinence only education, feeds the shaming of youth who are sexually active. Yes abstinence is an answer, an answer among many answers. No you do not have to be abstinent, that is a personal choice. But you should become informed before you decide to take that step.

Since 1998, Scarleteen has helped inform many, be it teenagers or adults, of sex education. Scarleteen is a fabulous site, dedicated to providing comprehensive sex education to everyone. Scarleteen helps young folk make responsible, informed, decisions about their sexuality in a non-judgemental, compassionate and positive atmosphere.

To keep the good work moving, Scarleteen needs our support. If you donate to Scarleteen, you’ll aid in educating young folks about their sexual health. You will also dissuade the notion of slut-shaming by promoting sexual awareness for young people. And if you need more of a reason, I know that Shanna Katz is personally donating a safer sex kit to everyone that donates $5 or more. Every donation counts, I know you hear that often, but it’s true. Five dollars from each of us will make a big difference in the overall picture. If you’d like to read more posts from the Scarleteen Blog Carnival, visit AAG’s site for the entire list of participants.

Please help show your support for Scarleteen by donating today!

  1. And in the end, she was right. Of course. []
  2. Maybe because the city that I’m from is highly populated by Republicans? Or maybe it’s an easier way for my teachers to teach the curriculum? You tell me. []
  3. Now that I had boobies and all. []
  4. When I started the pill it did exactly what she said it would. And I gained weight. But I needed it, I was bones jones. []
  5. Bullshit. []
  6. mainly girls []

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