In celebration of 4 years of blogging, Essin’ Em is giving away all sorts of sex toys, and media! Seriously 20+ prizes y’all. You’re bound to find a prize that you’d love to have in your stash. I personally would love any of these three prizes:

  1. The Lelo Etherea cuffs [hmmm... they would be my very first set of cuffs, evar.]
  2. The Crystal Delights Champagne crystal butt plug [CD has beautiful products. You know you agree.]
  3. Or The Shiri Zinn Red Ceramic Dildo [I love Shiri Zinn. So do you. Just gorgeous. The end.]

So what are you waiting for? Go over to her site and take a peek at the Holy 4th Blogiversary Contest bounty. If you don’t find anything that you like, A: You’re crazy and B: you can then come back here and tell me off royally, for wasting your time. But I’m thinking that you’ll find something good. ;)

I’m short on time but I really want to get these winners goodies shipped out asap, so I’m cutting to the chase…

The winner of the Death by Orgasm Scorpion donated by Good Vibes is Cristina with comment #28. Congratulations, hope you have fun with it, fellow Scorpio!

The winner of  Tantric Sex for Buy Couples donated by Hunter House Publishers is Ruth with comment #41. I really liked this book, let me know what you think of it!

Winners check your email, I’ll need your shipping details asap. Thanks to everyone who entered, and a big thank you goes to Good Vibes and Hunter House!

Have you heard about Sex Toy Day? November 4th 2010 is the very first National Sex Toy Day.

My Pleasure has created a day to celebrate the benefits of sex toys, and they’re giving away 1000 free Pocket Rocket vibes in celebration. Sex toys can enhance your sex life whether you are partnered or not. Thanks to My Pleasure, the first 1000 people who sign up for their free sex toy on November 4th at 11am est 8 pst, will receive a pocket rocket shipped out to them discretely, with absolutely no strings attached. No shipping fees, and no purchase necessary. Win!

FYI, the pocket rocket is still one of my favorite vibes. It’s a tried and true friend, and I don’t think I’ll ever not have one at the ready.

To take advantage of this opportunity, simply visit the Sex Toy Day site and sign up. If you’ve always been curious about sex toys, but haven’t taken the plunge, what are you waiting for? Now’s your time! ;)

It’s my Golden-Lucky-Champagne Birthday this year folks! Ooh I’m so excited because birthdays are just too much fun, and also because my guy is gifting me a vintage Vespa to celebrate. I’m mainly on the hunt for another one, because my scoot is currently in the process of being torn down and refinished to it’s original bad ass condition. It looks very close to the one pictured. [64 Vespa Allstate]
Birthdays past, we’d take a holiday somewhere. This year for the magical barfday, we’ve decided a new pair of scoots is probably a better choice for spending our tiny pile of money. [His money, I'm broke as of now.] In fact, this morning we bought his new/used scoot, and hopefully soon I’ll be able to settle on mine. I’m just a lil bit picky.

Anyhoo enough scoot talk. Let’s talk about what’s going on over here on Femenina Deliciosa to celebrate this once in a lifetime event! ;-P [Seriously, I'll only turn 27 on the 27th once right? Ok.]

First I’m buying lotto tickets, just because It would be so awesomely-awesome to win the lotto that day. [And then I'd be able to tell you all that I won the motherfucking lotto on my lucky barfday. Yes. Awesome that would be.]

Secondly I’m giving away a bunch of fun goodies all month! Party favors heyoh!

To kick off the party, I’m announcing the first giveaway this evening! So check back soon.

All throughout October I’ll be announcing giveaways at random times and on random days. The last giveaway will be announced on my actual barfday, Oct 27th. So you can subscribe by email to keep updated, follow me on twitter, or like my facebook page. Every time I post a new giveaway, I’ll post a link on those social networks.

Good luck to everyone!

If you really ♥ me you could always buy me a treat from my wish list, or send me some donations via my Paypal button found at the bottom of the page. I ♥ U too. ;-)

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Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For updates and information follow our RSS Feed and Twitter.

Did you miss Pleasurists #95? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #97? Be sure to read our submission guidelines and then use our submission form and submit it before Sunday September 26th at 11:59pm PDT.

Want to win some swag? All you’ve got to do is enter.

Looking for sexy posts other than reviews?
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On to the reviews…

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Happy International Bacon Day folks! How will you be celebrating this unofficial holiday?

I’m making homemade Mac-n-cheese with bacon, bacon wrapped scallops, and a tasty Cesar salad topped with.. you guessed it.. fried pancetta crumbles!  A heart attack waiting to happen. And it’ll taste sooo damn good, it’s entirely worth it!

What’s on your menu today? I’d love to know!

Here are a few bacon inspired goodies that you might be interested in. I know my dad would love all of them. He’s a baconaholic, and like father like daughter… Continue reading »

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Wait. Before I announce the winner, I just wanted to take a second to thank the folks at Good Vibes for letting me host this giveaway! I’d also like to thank all of the sexy people who took the time to enter to win this lovely massage sampler. You all rock! Mwah!

Now it’s time to announce the winner.

The winner is… drum roll please…

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I’m posting my very first linky. [This one's for all the hoebags. And you too, bitch.]

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