Patchy Paul III comes packaged in the normal, clean lined Fun Factory cardboard box. This is my first Fun Factory vibrator, but I have a set of their Teneo Duo Smartballs, and recently acquired the Curve, all came in similar silver and red printed packaging, with sleek magnet close windows for display.

So far, I’m loving Fun Factory’s silicone! It’s soft, velvety, and bendable. I’d even say it’s kind of squishy and plush, which feels really awesome.1

I received Sir Patchy Paul the third, in a vibrant shade of hot pink. It’s also available in a rather awesomely electric, shade of lime green.2 Fascinations sent me this Fun Factory vibrator for review. Fascinations carries totally quality products, so I’d advise you to take a peek at what they have to offer, including the Patchy Paul III. Paul is a totally adorable sex toy, and I love cute sex toys! Paul looks like a cartoon version of a caterpillar or grub. And It also looks like it’s smiling at you.3 Continue reading »

  1. My vagina says so. []
  2. Love that color! []
  3. Which in turn causes me to smile. I know, I’m easily amused. []

The Don Juan anal toy from Good Vibrations has recently become a favorite of my partners. I chose to review Don Juan in black, but it is also available in Ruby. Don Juan is a silicone anal plug with a flared base and three ellipses. The bloops, or ellipses, are what my partner says  makes this toy a winner. I’d have to agree with him on this. Continue reading »

Let me start by saying that this isn’t my first anal douche, I own one other. Or well, I did own one other, but I’ll get to that. I received this anal douche for review, from the super woman friendly, sex positive folks over at Babeland. Now I remember back when I was shopping for my first anal douche, I had no information to go on, and not a clue how to use it. So, If anything, I hope you get some basic anal douching knowledge from this review. I know there are many who are interested in buying an anal douche, but are hesitant in making the purchase for one reason or another. I hope I can answer some of your questions.1

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  1. And no I wont be posting toilet shots. []

Once I finished reading Rachel Venning and Claire Cavanah’s Sex Toys 101, I knew that I needed to read their book Moregasm. Even Oprah loves this book. Though I don’t necessarily love Oprah, I do agree with her on this, Moregasm is a must have for anyone who is sexually active, or anyone who will be sexually active in the near future. Moregasm: Babelands Guide to Mind-Blowing Sex is 263 colorful pages filled with sexual knowledge, and some great pics. Honestly, I had very high expectations of Moregasm because Sex toys 101 thoroughly entertained me. I’m delighted to say that this book far surpassed my expectations. If you have any questions regarding sex, any questions, this book more than likely has your answer. Continue reading »

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Now of course you all know that I’m a HUGE fan of female orgasm, and when Madame M.’s offered to send me this book among a few other treats, I was delighted. I love my body, I love being female, and I love the big O. Whether it be alone or with my partner, either way, an orgasm helps release tension and stress, and pretty much floats me on a natural high. It’s also free, and damn near ready when needed. Everyone I know masturbates. I’m just one of the little group of folks, who partake, and write about it. It’s completely natural, and I wish more were taught that it is.

This gem of a book is a paperback, and contains 276 pages of material, with a ten page index. The cover is a picture of an I ♥ Female Orgasm, button.1 Very minimalist clean white, with black and red text. [Love it.] But, if you have little ones or a nosy family member or visitor, you may want to cover it with a book cover.2 Continue reading »

  1. The authors sell the buttons, and also t-shirts printed with the logo. []
  2. Which is exactly what I’ve done for travel. []

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I recently received a Vamp Talula Generation II in large, for review from the folks at SheVibe. SheVibe is a pleasure boutique located in New York. They carry only the finest in adult products at the best possible prices.1 If you take a look at their website, you’ll see that they have a great sense of style, and humor. I think their site is terribly cute, and you should take a peek at it.

The first edition of the Vamp Talula looked awesome to me. My friend Epiphora reviewed it, and I thought it sounded like a damn good dildo. Well Vamp went ahead and one-upped themselves, making the head on the Talula II, a little bit larger. And it is large, in the oh-so-good kind of way.

Talula Gen II arrived packaged in a sturdy clear cylinder, almost like the type of cylinder you would store architectural plans in.2 The shaft measures just a smidge over 2″ in diameter, and at the widest point of the glans, also referred to as the head, it’s just about 2.25″ in diameter, with the length of 7″ from tip to balls. Yep. This dildo has a sexy set of balls. They’re smooth and silky just like the shaft, with no texture whatsoever, anywhere on this dildo. Talula is just a large, beautiful, silky smooth dildo.

Talula is the seeker of my G. This dildo hunts and finds my G-spot without fail, every single time that I’ve used it. And not only is Talula built to please, so to say, but Talula is also quite a looker.3 I received the black and silver swirl Talula, and I must say that it is one of the most beautiful looking sex toys in my collection.

As you can see, I’m entirely stoked on this dildo, except for… the fact that I don’t own a harness to try it out with. Yes I love the Talula II, I just really need a harness to play with. I know you’re thinking… “You still don’t have one?”. [One day soon folks.] But from what I’ve read about the Talula’s harness performance, I think it’ll perform very well for me.

When it comes down to it, I can easily recommend this dildo. I literally have not one complaint. It’s beautiful, it hits my G spot very well, it’s harness compatible, and it’s made of silicone.4 It even comes packaged in an awesome sturdy clear cylinder that I’ve reused for storage. With the proper care, this toy should last a very long time, and quite possibly my entire lifetime. I’d go as far as saying that, this dildo is the perfect larger dildo, for this budding size queen’s vag.5

The Vamp Talula Generation II easily receives the Femenina Deliciosa Hot Product rating!

  1. They have fabulous prices. []
  2. At first sight, I was worried that it may be too large for me. I thought wrong. []
  3. Take a look for yourself, and enlarge the pics whydontcha. []
  4. One of my favorite sex toy materials. []
  5. Te amo Talula! []

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