I interrupt the Daily Guilty Pleasure to bring you a WTF post. I know there are many so called fashionistas out there, ready and waiting to jump aboard this shit train.

Baby. High. Heels. Made by the geniuses at Heelarious.

As if learning to walk wasn’t already a pain in the ass… lets give our baby’s bad backs before they’re four! Ok I’m kidding. These baby shoes are totally soft and if a baby steps on them the shoe will simply collapse. They will not give your child a bad back. Maybe? I’m not an expert or anything. They will look hideous though.

Seriously, could you imagine a baby trying to walk in high heels? That’s like child abuse or something. A product like that wouldn’t be on the U.S. market. So instead the peeps at Heelarious make fake heels. Soft. Cushy. Fake heels. In cute patterns too. But. They’re still hideous

WTF?

I do not like these. [That's my opinion.] And I love heels. [Seriously I do, my friend can attest to that.]

I’m thinking all that extra shit under your child’s foot will cause them to fall. [Again just my opinion.]

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6 Responses to “WTF? Baby. High. Heels.”

  1. CarrieAnn says:

    These shoes are for babies 0-6 months. No danger of them walking on them at all.

    • Wow. I’ve never had a response from you on a post. Or on any reviews for that matter. [Here or when I reviewed at EF.]
      Funny, I unfollow you and a few others earlier today… and then *poof*! Here you are. Like magic. With a comment.

      Thanks for your 2 cents.

  2. Elodie says:

    AND they’re leopard print? Wow. Talk about inculcating the gender binary and teaching little girls what they’re “supposed” to be early!

  3. Epiphora says:

    Ugh. This is not the first time I’ve seen something like this. Sexualizing babies is all the rage these days. Awesome!

  4. Missy says:

    I just blogged about these just yesterday! Well, not specifically just these but I mentioned how stupid I thought they were after I saw them in an article.

  5. TacoODoom says:

    thats about the fugliest thing i’ve ever seen… and i’ve seen ALOT

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