I should begin this review by letting you all know that I am in lust with the Edible Body Chocolate by Babeland. Not only because I’m1 a chocoholic, though that does play a big part2, but also because the Edible Body Chocolate is vegan, organic, and made with fair trade ingredients.

If you read often, you may have read my previous reviews of the Sweet Beauty Chocolate Massage Oil and Chocolate Body Cream, and If you’ll remember, in both reviews I raved about how much I loved the scent of those products.3 Well it’s no wonder that I love the taste and scent of the Edible Body Chocolate by Babeland. Why? Because it’s made for Babeland, by the folks at Sweet Beauty. And I must say, they did a fine job with this product as well. Continue reading »

  1. Obviously []
  2. especially because the Edible Body Chocolate smells and tastes so richly of cocoa with just a hint of coconut []
  3. I do. They’re just fabulous. []

The Tantus Ryder, available from Good Vibrations, is a positively fabulous anal plug. The Ryder is my second Tantus anal toy with my first being the Tantus Ripple. Ryder is made of Tantus’ luxurious platinum silicone. Tantus silicone is non-toxic, phthalate free, and completely hypoallergenic. Being that this plug is made of silicone, I recommend using a water-based lubricant with it. Oh, and because it’s an anal toy, using a personal lubricant is a must. The anus doesn’t create it’s own natural lubricated goodness.

Ryder measures 4” tall x 1 ½” diameter. Even though I knew of the measurements before requesting for review, upon receiving this anal plug I was a bit surprised. It looked much larger than I thought it was. Ultimately, the larger size of this plug is the reason behind why I love it so. Continue reading »

So far, I haven’t met a Sliquid lube that I didn’t enjoy, and Sliquid Swirl Pink Lemonade is not the exception. Pink Lemonade is hypoallergenic, glycerin-free, paraben-free, and gluten-free. Totally body friendly and 100% vegan.

When I hosted the Pink Lemonade giveaway last month, care of Babeland, I was hoping that I’d eventually have a chance to review it. Recently Babeland graciously offered this lube for us reviewers to try out, and I’m thrilled because I love it! Pink Lemonade as the beverage is oh-so delicious and also one of my favorites. Pink Lemonade the lube, came in the same 4.2oz bottle as the Sliquid Swirl Green Apple Tart. Only, Pink Lemonade is adorned with a vibrant hot pink and sunny yellow label, with the lovely Sliquid flower logo and a matching yellow press top. Continue reading »

At first glance, I knew that I’d enjoy the Fun Factory Curve. It’s is a beautifully designed dildo, reminiscent of a koi fish or serpent.1 Curve is designed for ergo-masturbation, and that’s exactly what it’s offered me. No sore wrists here folks. The Curve is available in the vivid 80′s hot-pink that I received, and also a vibrant shade of grapealicious violet-purple. Both of which, aren’t exactly my favorite colors. Though the design and shape of this sex toy, more than makes up for it’s lack of favorable shades.

If you’ve owned a FF toy, then you know what the packaging looks like. Clean and simple, huh. For those who don’t, the Curve came packaged in a sturdy cardboard box, very similar to that of the Teneo Duo Smart Balls and the Patchy Paul III that I’ve reviewed.  Red, silver, and cream graphics, adorn the box as well as a creative magnet close window for viewing of the dildo when on display. Inside of the package were the dildo, directions, a diagram of the entire FF product line, and a sample of the FF water-based Toy Fluid personal lubricant. Continue reading »

  1. Or at least that’s what it reminds me of. []

Buddy, my first anal plug by Vixen Creations, arrived packaged in a sturdy clear plastic cylinder.1 Buddy is my very first experience with any Vixen Creations product, and I’m truly loving their silicone. Silicone is one of my favorite materials used for sex toys, especially for anal sex toys. Silicone is body safe, phthalates-free, latex-free, and sanitizeable. It’s good-clean-fun.

The Vixen Buddy is made of extremely flexible and even kind of squishy silicone. Though it is firm enough to make insertion easy when used in combination with a water-based lube. I received Buddy in the silver glitter edition from the folks at Vibrator.com. I’m very pleased to say that VC silicone is beautiful, especially when it’s filled with tons of silver glitter. I’m a total sparkles and glitter slore, I swear it was love at first sight. Continue reading »

  1. Which can be reused for storage, and that’s exactly what I’ve done with mine. []

The Don Juan anal toy from Good Vibrations has recently become a favorite of my partners. I chose to review Don Juan in black, but it is also available in Ruby. Don Juan is a silicone anal plug with a flared base and three ellipses. The bloops, or ellipses, are what my partner says  makes this toy a winner. I’d have to agree with him on this. Continue reading »

I recently received a Vamp Talula Generation II in large, for review from the folks at SheVibe. SheVibe is a pleasure boutique located in New York. They carry only the finest in adult products at the best possible prices.1 If you take a look at their website, you’ll see that they have a great sense of style, and humor. I think their site is terribly cute, and you should take a peek at it.

The first edition of the Vamp Talula looked awesome to me. My friend Epiphora reviewed it, and I thought it sounded like a damn good dildo. Well Vamp went ahead and one-upped themselves, making the head on the Talula II, a little bit larger. And it is large, in the oh-so-good kind of way.

Talula Gen II arrived packaged in a sturdy clear cylinder, almost like the type of cylinder you would store architectural plans in.2 The shaft measures just a smidge over 2″ in diameter, and at the widest point of the glans, also referred to as the head, it’s just about 2.25″ in diameter, with the length of 7″ from tip to balls. Yep. This dildo has a sexy set of balls. They’re smooth and silky just like the shaft, with no texture whatsoever, anywhere on this dildo. Talula is just a large, beautiful, silky smooth dildo.

Talula is the seeker of my G. This dildo hunts and finds my G-spot without fail, every single time that I’ve used it. And not only is Talula built to please, so to say, but Talula is also quite a looker.3 I received the black and silver swirl Talula, and I must say that it is one of the most beautiful looking sex toys in my collection.

As you can see, I’m entirely stoked on this dildo, except for… the fact that I don’t own a harness to try it out with. Yes I love the Talula II, I just really need a harness to play with. I know you’re thinking… “You still don’t have one?”. [One day soon folks.] But from what I’ve read about the Talula’s harness performance, I think it’ll perform very well for me.

When it comes down to it, I can easily recommend this dildo. I literally have not one complaint. It’s beautiful, it hits my G spot very well, it’s harness compatible, and it’s made of silicone.4 It even comes packaged in an awesome sturdy clear cylinder that I’ve reused for storage. With the proper care, this toy should last a very long time, and quite possibly my entire lifetime. I’d go as far as saying that, this dildo is the perfect larger dildo, for this budding size queen’s vag.5

The Vamp Talula Generation II easily receives the Femenina Deliciosa Hot Product rating!

  1. They have fabulous prices. []
  2. At first sight, I was worried that it may be too large for me. I thought wrong. []
  3. Take a look for yourself, and enlarge the pics whydontcha. []
  4. One of my favorite sex toy materials. []
  5. Te amo Talula! []

When I found out Good Vibes was offering the Tunnel of Love for review, I knew that I had to have my partner try it out. I absolutely LOVE silicone toys for their durability and because they can be sanitized. They’re also phthalates free and non porous. Which means they’ll last a lifetime with the proper care, and they’re entirely body safe. So, a silicone masturbation sleeve sounded like the perfect toy for him. Continue reading »

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My latest product for review, from Babeland the wonderful women friendly sex shop, is Sliquid Swirl ~ Green Apple Tart, flavored lubricant. The same lubricant featured in Oprah’s O Magazine. My Package of Sliquid arrived in just short of a handful of days, in a completely discrete and very sturdy brown box.

I’ve really enjoyed my experience with Sliquid Swirl lube in Green Apple Tart. First of all, for being a flavored lubricant, especially an apple flavored lube, it actually tastes wonderful! Why do I say actually? Well because I was one of those little girls that gave out my apple Jolly Ranchers. I gobbled up the cherry and watermelon ones like they were going out of style… but I always gave away the other flavors.1 My guy on the other hand, is crazy for apple.2 Amazingly, both he and I agree, Sliquid Swirl Green Apple Tart, tastes nothing like a Jolly Rancher. In fact, Sliquid is kind of mellow. Where a typical apple candy is intense.

Not only does Sliquid taste delectable, but it performs well and stays slick for good long time. Especially for a water based lube. It doesn’t flake or get tacky, and it can easily be reactivated by a dash of water. Because of that fact, my natural wetness keeps it active and slippery slick.
My opinion is, Sliquid has done a very nice job of making a gluten free, glycerin and paraben free lube, that’s long lasting, hypoallergenic and totally safe for use by all. Sliquid is also 100% vegan and never tested on animals.3

Sliquid came in a nice little clear plastic 4.2 oz bottle with a green pop top. The bottle is decorated with very feminine graphics, a crazy haired girl, a cherry, and even the female symbol. The 4 oz bottle is leak free, and has a pop top that dispenses a perfect amount of lube with just a little squeeze. Because the bottle is clear, you can easily see how full your bottle is.
I enjoy flavored lubes to aid in fellatio. Blow jobs are my favorite sexual act, and flavored lubes stimulate saliva production and make blow jobs slippery and perfect; if you ask my guy. The taste of flavored lube extremely encourages my prolonged oral sex, especially this flavored lube. I know you’re wondering how this lube is sweetened since Sliquid is completely safe for vaginal and anal intercourse being that Sliquid Swirl contains no glycerin or sugars. Well… it contains aspartame. So those who are sensitive to aspartame, this may not be one that you will be able to use.

Clean up of this lube is fairly easy. Either use a personal wipe (baby wipe) or warm washcloth removes most of it from the body. And you can wash with warm water and soap to remove it from toys.
If you happen to get some on the sheets, like I did, don’t worry about it. It doesn’t stain, or leave a greasy mark. It completely washes away clean with just regular laundry detergent.

I believe Sliquid Swirl is a quality lube. It’s thick enough to be used for vaginal and anal play, and with a partner or a toy. It’s not only incredibly body safe, but it also tastes so nummy! Those who like water based lubes will definitely love-them-some Sliquid Swirl. Those who usually use a silicone lube, I recommend you take a look at this one for use with your silicone toys, and also to aid with fellatio. The best thing about Sliquid Swirl flavored lube is, if you happen to get some in your mouth, you won’t be instantly grossed out by the flavor. Unlike many of other lubes I know. Instead you’ll be pleasantly surprised, therefore prolonging oral encounters!4 I believe Sliquid Swirl Green Apple Tart, easily deserves the Femenina Deliciosa Hot Product rating! It’s yummy, uber useful, body friendly, and Vegan!  It’s a keeper.

Thank you Babeland!

  1. I’m just not crazy about green apple, or grape for that matter. []
  2. So he’s the person I now give my apple candies to, and he’s also the reason why I requested this product for review. []
  3. Vegans, this is a great flavored lube, and I recommend it. []
  4. Ooh la lah! []

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