So far, I haven’t met a Sliquid lube that I didn’t enjoy, and Sliquid Swirl Pink Lemonade is not the exception. Pink Lemonade is hypoallergenic, glycerin-free, paraben-free, and gluten-free. Totally body friendly and 100% vegan.

When I hosted the Pink Lemonade giveaway last month, care of Babeland, I was hoping that I’d eventually have a chance to review it. Recently Babeland graciously offered this lube for us reviewers to try out, and I’m thrilled because I love it! Pink Lemonade as the beverage is oh-so delicious and also one of my favorites. Pink Lemonade the lube, came in the same 4.2oz bottle as the Sliquid Swirl Green Apple Tart. Only, Pink Lemonade is adorned with a vibrant hot pink and sunny yellow label, with the lovely Sliquid flower logo and a matching yellow press top. Continue reading »

The Wahl All-Body Massager is one of the most well known massagers around and for many years the Wahl has been a staple in boudoirs all across the land. It’s not as pretty as some of my other sex toys, but it’s discreet enough and it’s multipurpose. And also incredibly powerful.

My Wahl arrived in a simple thin cardboard box. Nothing too fancy. The box does contain graphics of both the massager and the attachment tips on the exterior, but it does not contain anything pertaining to using this massager as a sex toy. Which makes this massager a welcome choice for those who prefer discretion. No one will know it’s your vibe. Except for me, but that’s beside the point. Continue reading »

The eye catching silver glitter Vixen Creations Champlette, available from Fascinations, is a realistically shaped, medium-sized silicone dildo, that’s made to please.

Champlette is my second Vixen toy. It arrived in a similar, sturdy, clear acetate cylinder, with red caps, as the Vixen Buddy came in. Just a little bit taller. Champlette is also my second Vixen toy, in that brilliant silver sparkle silicone.1 Vixen silicone is silky, flexible, and fabulous! It’s latex-free, phthalates-free, and it’s hypoallergenic. Make sure that you care for your toy well, and sanitize often to ensure a good long life of your silicone toy. To also ensure a long life, don’t use silicone toys with silicone lube. I recommend using a water-based lube. Continue reading »

  1. Seriously y’all, pics don’t do this stuff justice. This silicone is packed with thousands of silver sparkles. It’s beautiful. []

Two of my most favorite things in life are sweets and sex.1 The Cookie Sutra by Edward Jaye is an adorable little book blending my two favorites.2

The Cookie Sutra includes 60 pages of gingerbread lovin’, where the cookie lovers are depicted in different kama sutra postures. The book creatively ends with the last page being a gingerbread recipe. And now you can make your very own gingerbread lovers. Adorable, I know. Continue reading »

  1. Mainly chocolate, but I generally love all sorts of sweets. []
  2. Sweet goodies should never be used during foreplay, or intercourse for that matter. That is, unless you’re after a candida infection. []

At first glance, I knew that I’d enjoy the Fun Factory Curve. It’s is a beautifully designed dildo, reminiscent of a koi fish or serpent.1 Curve is designed for ergo-masturbation, and that’s exactly what it’s offered me. No sore wrists here folks. The Curve is available in the vivid 80′s hot-pink that I received, and also a vibrant shade of grapealicious violet-purple. Both of which, aren’t exactly my favorite colors. Though the design and shape of this sex toy, more than makes up for it’s lack of favorable shades.

If you’ve owned a FF toy, then you know what the packaging looks like. Clean and simple, huh. For those who don’t, the Curve came packaged in a sturdy cardboard box, very similar to that of the Teneo Duo Smart Balls and the Patchy Paul III that I’ve reviewed.  Red, silver, and cream graphics, adorn the box as well as a creative magnet close window for viewing of the dildo when on display. Inside of the package were the dildo, directions, a diagram of the entire FF product line, and a sample of the FF water-based Toy Fluid personal lubricant. Continue reading »

  1. Or at least that’s what it reminds me of. []

Not only does Babeland carry fabulous sex toys, but they also carry fabulous body products. Including the Sweet Beauty Chocolate Massage Oil, made with Theo Chocolate fair trade cocoa and nibs. Theo Chocolate is a fine American made chocolate from Seattle, Washington.1 This massage oil comes in a brown 4 oz bottle with a silver press top. It’s labeled cleanly and adorned with a little cacao pod graphic.2

Sweet Beauty Chocolate Massage Oil is completely organic, and made with quality ingredients. This product does not contain: phthalates, parabens, silicones, sulfates, or artificial fragrances. Continue reading »

  1. Which is what gives this massage oil such a heavenly scent. []
  2. Looking cute, and totally like something that most of my friends and family would love to get their hands on. Especially as a holiday gift folks. Yes, it’s that time of year, and I’ve already started my shopping. Have you? []

Along with the uber tasty Chocolate Delight and Sweet Pomegranate lubes, the folks at System Jo sent me a bottle of their Juicy Pineapple water-based flavored lube for review.

Just like both of the previous System Jo water-based lubes that I have reviewed, Juicy Pineapple came packaged in the very same clear, cylindrical shaped, plastic bottle with a neat pop top. I like that the bottle is clear, making it very easy to see how much of the product is left. The packaging on a whole is nice to look at. Clean and chic. Continue reading »

Buddy, my first anal plug by Vixen Creations, arrived packaged in a sturdy clear plastic cylinder.1 Buddy is my very first experience with any Vixen Creations product, and I’m truly loving their silicone. Silicone is one of my favorite materials used for sex toys, especially for anal sex toys. Silicone is body safe, phthalates-free, latex-free, and sanitizeable. It’s good-clean-fun.

The Vixen Buddy is made of extremely flexible and even kind of squishy silicone. Though it is firm enough to make insertion easy when used in combination with a water-based lube. I received Buddy in the silver glitter edition from the folks at I’m very pleased to say that VC silicone is beautiful, especially when it’s filled with tons of silver glitter. I’m a total sparkles and glitter slore, I swear it was love at first sight. Continue reading »

  1. Which can be reused for storage, and that’s exactly what I’ve done with mine. []

I simply adore feminine things. Frills, lace, feathers, all of it. I also adore sleek sophistication, but it’s feathers that always excite me. The Stripteuse kit from Bijoux Indescrets, available from Madame M.’s is a spicy kit filled with a bunch of goodies for you use for a striptease. Bijoux Indescrets is a a provocative and sophisticated new brand of erotic products from Spain. Sexy in a tin, folks.

The Stripteuse Kit contains:

  • Long black feather boa
  • Red garter belt
  • Red rhinestone pasties in the shape of a star
  • Music on CD
  • And some fake money ya’ll

Ok lets chat about what I thought was good first.

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So guess what y’all? I recently won a BabeLicious lube from Naughty Mommy Reviews - Birthday Bash! I was totally stoked to win because I’ve always wondered about the BabeLicious lubes. [Thank you Nanny & Babeland!] I was able to choose any flavor of BabeLicious lube, and I decided on the Chocolate Orange flavor. Of course I did, right?! I’m sure you all have heard of my affinity for chocolate. It’s like my favorite thing next to sex, and being alive.
I’ll tell you this now, Babelicious in Chocolate Orange is very yummy! This lube’s also available in Dulce De Leche, Pomegranate Vanilla, and Mojito Peppermint. And I’d love to try all of the flavors.

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